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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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Author: Jim Carrey Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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Author: Elbert Hubbard Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Author: Steve Martin Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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Author: Mark Twain Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
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Author: Benjamin Franklin Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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Author: George Bernard Shaw Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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Author: Mark Twain Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Author: Mae West Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
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Author: Isaac Asimov Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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Author: Mitch Hedberg Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
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Author: Elayne Boosler Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
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Author: Hedy Lamarr Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Author: Lily Tomlin Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Author: Bill Cosby Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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Author: George Carlin Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Author: Rodney Dangerfield Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Author: Casey Stengel Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
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Author: Ronald Reagan Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Author: W. C. Fields Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Author: Margaret Mead Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

All generalizations are false, including this one.
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Author: Mark Twain Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
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Author: Natalie Wood Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Author: Fred Allen Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
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Author: Thomas Sowell Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
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Author: Winston Churchill Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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Author: Joey Adams Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Author: George Carlin Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
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Author: Mae West Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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Author: Douglas Adams Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Author: Groucho Marx Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
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Author: Will Rogers Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Author: George Burns Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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Author: Groucho Marx Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
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Author: Red Skelton Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Author: Groucho Marx Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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Author: Steven Wright Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
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Author: Mitch Hedberg Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
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Author: Ronald Reagan Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
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Author: Chris Rock Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
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Author: Katharine Hepburn Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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Author: Groucho Marx Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Author: George Carlin Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
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Author: Ronald Reagan Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
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Author: Arnold Schwarzenegger Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Author: Joan Rivers Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
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Author: Don Marquis Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
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Author: Milton Berle Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
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Author: Billy Connolly Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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Author: Joe E. Lewis Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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Author: Don Marquis Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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Author: Henry A. Kissinger Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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Author: Erma Bombeck Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Never have more children than you have car windows.
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Author: Erma Bombeck Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
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Author: Bertrand Russell Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Author: Robin Williams Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I never said most of the things I said.
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Author: Yogi Berra Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Author: W. C. Fields Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Author: Bill Cosby Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
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Author: Warren Buffett Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
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Author: Mitch Hedberg Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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Author: George Carlin Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
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Author: Emo Philips Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
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Author: Mel Brooks Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
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Author: Walt Disney Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
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Author: Imelda Marcos Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
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Author: Phyllis Diller Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
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Author: Josh Billings Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
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Author: David Lee Roth Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
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Author: Clint Eastwood Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.
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Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
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Author: Calvin Coolidge Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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Author: Steven Wright Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Author: Lily Tomlin Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
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Author: Bertrand Russell Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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Author: H. L. Mencken Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I like children - fried.
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Author: W. C. Fields Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
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Author: Bob Hope Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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Author: Will Rogers Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
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Author: Saint Augustine Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Author: Spike Milligan Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
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Author: H. L. Mencken Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
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Author: Phyllis Diller Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Author: Spike Milligan Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
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Author: Cathy Guisewite Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
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Author: Kevin Nealon Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
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Author: Voltaire Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

The next time you have a thought... let it go.
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Author: Ron White Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
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Author: W. Clement Stone Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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Author: Rita Rudner Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
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Author: Victor Hugo Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
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Author: Logan P. Smith Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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Author: Rodney Dangerfield Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
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Author: Laurence J. Peter Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

All men are equal before fish.
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Author: Herbert Hoover Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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Author: Joan Rivers Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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Author: Fred Allen Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
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Author: H. G. Wells Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
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Author: H. L. Mencken Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My life needs editing.
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Author: Mort Sahl Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Author: Bill Maher Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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Author: Woody Allen Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Author: George Burns Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
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Author: Arnold Schwarzenegger Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Be obscure clearly.
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Author: E. B. White Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Author: Fran Lebowitz Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
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Author: Robert Benchley Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn.
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Author: Hesiod Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Author: Bill Maher Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
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Author: Lewis Black Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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Author: Robert Benchley Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Author: Lily Tomlin Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

You see much more of your children once they leave home.
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Author: Lucille Ball Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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Author: Robert Orben Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
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Author: Woody Allen Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.
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Author: Hillary Clinton Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
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Author: Frank Lloyd Wright Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Author: Steve Martin Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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Author: Steve Martin Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
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Author: Ellen DeGeneres Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
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Author: Samuel Butler Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Author: Bob Hope Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
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Author: E. B. White Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
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Author: Jay Leno Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
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Author: Henry A. Kissinger Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Author: Johnny Carson Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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Author: James Thurber Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.
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Author: Fred Allen Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Author: Fran Lebowitz Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
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Author: Rob Corddry Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
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Author: Tracey Ullman Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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Author: Rita Rudner Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
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Never floss with a stranger.
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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
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Author: Emo Philips Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
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Author: Demetri Martin Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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Author: Mel Brooks Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
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Author: Josh Billings Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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Author: Johnny Carson Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
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Author: Laurence J. Peter Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
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Author: Marilyn vos Savant Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
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Author: Gloria Steinem Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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Author: George Burns Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
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Author: Mike Myers Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
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Author: Naguib Mahfouz Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
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Author: Margaret Smith Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
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Author: Les Dawson Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Author: George Burns Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Author: Dave Barry Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Author: Rita Rudner Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
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Author: Alfred Hitchcock Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Communism is like one big phone company.
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Author: Lenny Bruce Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
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Author: Don Rickles Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
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Author: Jay London Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.
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Author: Cathy Guisewite Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I rant, therefore I am.
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Author: Dennis Miller Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
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Author: Johnny Vegas Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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Author: Elayne Boosler Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
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Author: Robert Benchley Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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Author: Eddie Izzard Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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Author: James Thurber Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
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Author: Lewis Mumford Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Never put a sock in a toaster.
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Author: Eddie Izzard Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.
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Author: Logan P. Smith Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
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Author: Paul Lynde Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Author: Spike Milligan Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
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I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
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Author: Norman Wisdom Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
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Author: Logan P. Smith Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Author: Spike Milligan Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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Author: Elayne Boosler Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
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Author: Don Marquis Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
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Author: Lenny Bruce Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
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Author: Fred Allen Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host.
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Author: David Letterman Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I think serial monogamy says it all.
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Author: Tracey Ullman Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
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Author: Richard Lewis Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
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My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.
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Author: Angie Dickinson Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

All my children inherited perfect pitch.
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Author: Chevy Chase Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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Author: George Lopez Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
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Author: Howard Nemerov Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
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Author: Chevy Chase Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
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Author: Dennis Miller Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
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Author: Dylan Moran Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Author: Bill Cosby Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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Author: George Bernard Shaw Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
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Author: Dr. Seuss Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
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Author: William Arthur Ward Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
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Author: Mitch Hedberg Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.
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Author: Gertrude Stein Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
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Author: Angelina Jolie Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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Author: Peter Ustinov Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
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Author: George Orwell Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
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Author: Gilbert K. Chesterton Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
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Author: Reba McEntire Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Author: David Ogilvy Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
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Author: Jean Baudrillard Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.
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Author: Barbara Corcoran Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.
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Author: Lalu Prasad Yadav Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
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Author: Erica Jong Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.
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Author: William Feather Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

You need to be silly to be funny.
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Author: William Shatner Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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Author: Adam Sandler Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
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Author: Leonardo DiCaprio Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.
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Author: Jennifer Aniston Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
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Author: Gertrude Stein Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.
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Author: Jennifer Aniston Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.
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Author: Demetri Martin Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
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I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
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Author: Demetri Martin Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.
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Author: Gertrude Stein Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people.
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Author: Petra Nemcova Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
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I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.
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I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.
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I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.
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Author: Katy Perry Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.
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Author: Susan Sontag Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
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Author: Quentin Crisp Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.
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Author: Doris Lessing Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
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Author: Will Ferrell Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
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Author: Rowan Atkinson Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.
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Author: Leslie Fiedler Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.
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Author: Britney Spears Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.
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Author: Jennifer Lopez Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.
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Author: Martha Plimpton Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.
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Author: Annie Leibovitz Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.
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Author: Lena Dunham Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.
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Author: Shigeru Miyamoto Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.
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Author: David Sedaris Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female.
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Author: Jo Brand Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I thought I was funny as a kid.
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Author: Jo Brand Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
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Author: Tommy Chong Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.
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Author: Margaret Cho Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
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Author: Lynda Barry Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen.
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Author: Nate Silver Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
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Author: Lyn Nofziger Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.
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Author: Mike Myers Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I grew up in a funny way.
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I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
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Author: Dane Cook Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
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Author: Christopher Meloni Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!
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Author: Vanessa Hudgens Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.
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Author: Ted Allen Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

For a culture that has such a problem with death, we seem to deal with it in a quite bizarre way. We see people shot, killed and blown up, and we find it funny and sexy and all those things. But, the reality of it is that every day people die, and people are really sad and they grieve and they go through a really difficult process with it.
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Author: Michael Sheen Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.
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Author: Rachel Weisz Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
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Author: Rowan Atkinson Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
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Author: Anthony Anderson Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
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Author: James Herriot Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.
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Author: Tori Spelling Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.
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Author: Larry Hagman Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Funny is funny.
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Author: Don Rickles Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Memories are doing funny things to us.
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My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
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Author: Mike Myers Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
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Author: Mike Myers Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.
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Author: Arthur Smith Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
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Author: Dave Chappelle Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.
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Author: Rachael Ray Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me.
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Author: Drew Brees Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.
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Author: Thom Yorke Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.
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Author: David Walliams Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
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Author: Frank Carson Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Funny is an attitude.
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Author: Flip Wilson Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My main point is to be funny if I can slip a message in there, fine.
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Author: Flip Wilson Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
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Author: Flip Wilson Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.
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Author: Dan Stevens Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women.
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Author: Julie Walters Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
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Author: Joe Rogan Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.
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Author: Cat Deeley Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.
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Author: Steve Coogan Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense.
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Author: Tippi Hedren Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Working with Chaplin was very amusing and strange. His films are so funny, but working with him, I found him to be a very serious man. Whereas the films of Hitchcock are macabre, he could be a very funny man to work with, always telling jokes and holding court. Of course, when I worked with Charlie he was getting older.
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Author: Tippi Hedren Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.
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Author: Ian Mcewan Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating.
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Author: Scott Hamilton Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.
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Author: Nigella Lawson Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
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Author: Nigella Lawson Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked.
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Author: Whoopi Goldberg Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.
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Author: Tobias Wolff Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
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Author: Seth Rogen Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal.
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Author: Seth Rogen Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
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Author: Jimmy Fallon Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!
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Funny is funny is funny.
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Author: Bob Newhart Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
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Author: Todd Barry Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.
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Author: Michael Morpurgo Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him.
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Author: Samuel L. Jackson Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
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We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.
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Author: Sheena Easton Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
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Author: Anna Held Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
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Author: Colin Quinn Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.
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Author: Mark Ruffalo Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I had a very funny family.
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Author: Zach Braff Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.
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Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself.
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Author: Neve Campbell Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
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Author: Bill Murray Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.
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Author: George A. Romero Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but... I have a reputation of - people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow.
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Author: Ian MacKaye Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.
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Author: Andrew Stanton Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.
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Author: Sugar Ray Leonard Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience what things are funny and not.
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Author: Keenen Ivory Wayans Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.
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Author: Elisha Cuthbert Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
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Author: Mo Rocca Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
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Author: R. L. Stine Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.
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Author: R. L. Stine Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in.
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Author: Hank Azaria Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.
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Author: Mary Douglas Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.
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I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
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Author: Moon Unit Zappa Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage... funny how life works out like that.
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Author: Rachel Roy Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working.
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I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
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Author: Chloe Moretz Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
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Author: Harold Ramis Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.
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Author: Tina Yothers Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.
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Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.
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It is funny what a year can do.
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Author: Victor Cruz Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion.
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Author: John Keegan Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Most of my ideas just come out funny.
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There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.
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Author: Tim Heidecker Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.
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Author: Donna Tartt Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
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Author: Gabrielle Reece Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
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Author: Zach Galifianakis Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
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Author: Julia Louis-Dreyfus Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things - in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished.
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Author: Jean Dujardin Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was.
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Author: John Badham Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
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Author: Jason Segel Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that.
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Author: Julia Sweeney Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
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Author: Jerry Stiller Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny.
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The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia.
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Author: Seal Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.
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Author: Charisma Carpenter Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.
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Author: Jeff Ross Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

Wikipedia is just an incredible thing. It is fact-encirclingly huge, and it is idiosyncratic, careful, messy, funny, shocking and full of simmering controversies - and it is free, and it is fast.
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Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
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Author: Tucker Carlson Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.
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Author: Piper Perabo Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group.
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Author: Shirin Ebadi Share to Facebook Share to Google Plus Share to Twitter

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice.
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